Sheriff Rawlins: Okay boys, gather around here and listen up. We're shuttin' it down, Wyatt Earp's here to mop up.
Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard: That's funny. Wyatt Earp.

Will: Does this violate the doctor-patient relationship?
Sean: Not unless you grab my ass.

Torrance Shipman: You know, mothers have killed to get their daughters on squads.
Christine Shipman: That mother didn't kill anybody. She hired a hit man.

Violinists love to play an E-string, but audiences really love a G-string!

Ulla

Nun: You know something’s wrong. You always felt it. You parents never told you the truth.
Moses: What truth?
Nun: The year of your birth, there was a prophecy that our leader would be born to liberate us. That leader is you, Moses.

Sam: There and Back Again: A Hobbit's Tale by Bilbo Baggins, and The Lord of the Rings by Frodo Baggins. You finished it
Frodo: Not quite. There's room for a little more.

My heart is racing like a nail!

Shelley

Our world has faced no greater threat than it does today.

Pius Thicknesse

Pastor Clever: [at Smokey] Excuse me brother, what we call drugs at the 74th Street Baptist Church we call the sin of sin sins.
Smokey: Well round here, between Normandie and Western, we call this here a little twenty twen twen...
Craig Jones: Right...
Smokey: Nigga...
Pastor Clever: Give me a little for my cataracts.
Smokey: You didn't put in on this man.

Jack: I'm going to impale your mom on a spike and feed her dead body to my dog with syphilis.
Brad: Ha, you got me!

When you are offered a favor or money, take the favor, not the money. Jesus said that, didn't he?

Irving Rosenfeld

[to a surrendering Russian police officer] My argument is not with you.

Jason Bourne

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