I had my window?Ted
[Speaks into the earpiece] This is the world's most precious resource, we need to control as much of it as we can.Dominic Greene
Anna: We do everything that people who have sex do!
Larry: Do you enjoy sucking him off?
Larry: You like his cock?
Anna: I love it!
Larry: You like him coming in your face?
Larry: What does it taste like?
Anna: It tastes like you but sweeter!
Larry: That's the spirit. Thank you. Thank you for your honesty. Now fuck off and die, you fucked up slag.
You were the chosen one!Obi-Wan Kenobi
I love everything what I know about you. And I trust in what I don't.Moses
Wait a minute. I might just have an idea. They'll be looking for us at Maury's right? But they won't be looking for... not us.Derek Zoolander
The Dude: Also, my rug was stolen.
Cop: The rug was in the car?
The Dude: No. It was here.
Cop: [eager] Oh, separate incidents.
Maude Lebowski: [on answering machine] Jeffrey, this is Maude Lebowski. I need to see you. I'm the one who took your rug.
Cop: Well. I guess we can close the books on that one.
If you want to pick a fight with your sexual chi, it's just going to drive it inwards - and that invites disease, and death.Seth
Zack Brown: [suggesting porn titles] Fuckback Mountain!
Miriam Linky: [makes a face]
Zack Brown: Too soon?
Agent Phil Coulson: I'm Agent Phil Coulson with the Strategic Homeland Intervention, Enforcement and Logistics Division.
Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: That's quite a mouthful.
Agent Phil Coulson: I know. We're working on it.
I'll always have a place at the Dairy Queen.Libby Mae Brown
We have to warn him, and FAST!Dr. Nefario
[starts driving on his moped at the speed of an inch a minute]