Brooke: You're crazy.
Gary: No, I'm not crazy and a lot of times people go "Oh that's crazy!" then they go "It's genius!" That's what happened to the person who invented fire. They burned that witch and guess what, then they got warm and they ate good stuff. Now where are we headed to. Let's not make this weird, 'cause I'm not good on dates...

You're dumber than you think I think you are.

Jake Gittes

Willie: You're gonna get killed chasing after your damn fortune and glory!
Indiana Jones: Maybe. But not today.

You're gonna listen to me? To something I said? Hasn't it become abundantly clear during the tenure of our friendship that I don't know shit?

Brodie

You're not funny, Tom. You're fat, and look as though you should be, but you're not.

Soap

Marion: You're not the man I knew ten years ago.
Indiana: It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage.

Daisy: You're so young.
Benjamin Button: Only on the outside.

You've always been crazy, this is just the first chance you've had to express yourself.

Louise Sawyer

Lt. Weinberg: You've heard her. My daughter said a word. She said, "Pa."
Kaffee: She was pointing to a mailbox, Sam.
Lt. Weinberg: That's right. She pointed to the mailbox as if to say, "Pa, look, a mailbox."

Brand: There's the mountains!
Cooper: Those aren't mountains, they're waves.

If you had a sister and a dog, I'd choose the dog.

Captain Jack Sparrow

I don't deserve someone like you. But If I ever could, I swear I would love you for the rest of my life.

Phil

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