Three years ago... a high school teacher got obsessed with a female student... He went psycho!... He's been in a maximum security prision until three days ago.

Officer Shawn

Half of North America just lost their Facebook.

Matt Kowalski

Ragnar Sturlusson: Is that all?
[hits Iorek]
Ragnar Sturlusson: Is that all? IS THAT AAAALL?
[Iorek swings at him and breaks his lower jaw off, then bites him in the throat, killing him]
Iorek Byrnison: Yes, that is all.

Obi-Wan: You know I don't like it when you do that.
Anakin: Sorry, master. I forgot that you don't like flying.
Obi-Wan: I don't mind flying, but what you're doing is suicide.

[to Lan Cai He] We can kill each other when it's over.

Lu Yan

For the record, there aren't 400 people in that container. Only 395 made it here alive.

Darren 'Wall Street' Bettencourt

Hollis Elmore: You shot me, and you murdered my friends... and you dumped us in the lake.
Darwin Tremor: Pretty much.

I absolve you of all your sins. Now get the fuck out.

Padre Benito del Toro

That's my sweetheart in there. Wherever she is, that's where my home is.

Duke

Chad: Okay, so, my watch is 7:45 Mountain Standard Time. Are we synced?
Taylor: Whatever.
Chad: All right. Then we're on a go mode for lunch period. Exactly 12:05.
Taylor: Yes, Chad. We're a go. But we're not Charlie's Angels, okay?
Chad: I can dream, can't I?

Barbara: I don't get it, I mean where all the other dead people in the world?
Adam: Maybe this is heaven.
Barbara: In heaven there wouldn't be dust everywhere.

So, you wanna play?

Hit Girl

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