Will: I read your book last night.
Sean: So you're the one.
Korben Dallas: What's your name?
Leeloo: Leeloo Minai Lekarariba-Laminai-Tchai Ekbat De Sebat.
Korben Dallas: Good. That... that whole thing's your name, huh? Do you have, uh... a shorter name?
Ron Burgundy: Everyone just relax, all right? Believe me, if there's one thing Ron Burgundy knows, it's women.
Brian Fantana: I don't know, Ron.
Ron Burgundy: Guess what, I do. I know that one day Veronica and I are gonna to get married on top of a mountain, and there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance till the sun rises. And then our children will form a family band. And we will tour the countryside and you won't be invited.
Jack Frye: You want me to bribe senators?
Howard Hughes: I don't want them bribed, Jack. I want this done legal. I want them BOUGHT.
Frat boy #1: [during a struggle with an old sword] When was that last time you had this thing sharpened?
Ben 'Finn' Finnegan: [gasping] 1750.
You're not Death. You're just a kid in a suit.William Parrish
Eli: What'd you say?
Richie: Hmm? I didn't say anything.
Eli: When? Right now?
YOU SUNK MY BATTLE SHIP!The Riddler
I'm not an agent, I just write books for the CIA.Jack Ryan
[after posing as Natasha's fiance] That was not my first kiss since 1945. I'm 95, I'm not dead.Steve Rogers
I gotta wonder what a bastard I have been. That nobody was there to claim me. I mean I am not the most charming guy on the world so I've been told... but... nobody?Hancock
Pee-wee: Life can be so unfair.
Mickey: You telling ME?