The police have returned to the saftey of their doughnut shops.

Father Rodriguez

Victor Creed: Do you even know how to kill me?
Logan: I'm gonna cut your goddamn head off. See if that works.

Batman: You don't want to hurt the boy, Harvey.
Two-Face: It's not about what I want, it's about what's fair!

Half of North America just lost their Facebook.

Matt Kowalski

Donkey: Whoa. Look at that. Who'd wanna live in a place like that?
Shrek: That would be my home.
Donkey: Oh and it is LOVELY. You know, you're really quite a decorator. It's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget. I like that boulder. That is a NICE boulder.

This isn't a state of mind. You are the president. And when I'm in a room with you, oval or any other shape, I'm always gonna be a lobbyist, and you're always gonna be the president.

Sydney Ellen Wade

Obi-Wan: Can you fly a cruiser like this?
Anakin Skywalker: You mean, do I know how to land what's left of this thing?

Harry, your heart attack could be the best thing that's ever happened to me!

Erica Barry

Ragnar Sturlusson: Is that all?
[hits Iorek]
Ragnar Sturlusson: Is that all? IS THAT AAAALL?
[Iorek swings at him and breaks his lower jaw off, then bites him in the throat, killing him]
Iorek Byrnison: Yes, that is all.

Harry Osborn: Now... lets see who's behind the mask
[pulls off mask and reveals Peter]
Harry Osborn: [stumbles backwards] No... it can't be
Spider-Man: [gets up] Harry, where is he? You have to tell me where he is!
Harry Osborn: [pause] Peter... you killed my father.
Spider-Man: There are bigger things happening here than me and you

Trench: Give this job to my friend here. He loves playing in the jungle, right?
Barney Ross: [sarcastically] Right.
Mr. Church: [referring to Trench, confused] What's his problem?

I call that my kung pow chicken.

Roy

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