Crash Davis: [stands up] Hey! HEY!
[walks to the mound]
Crash Davis: Why are you shaking me off?!
Ebby Calvin LaLoosh: [Gets in Crash's face] I want to give him the heat and announce my presence with authority!
Crash Davis: Announce your fucking presence with authority? This guy is a first ball, fast ball hitter!
Ebby Calvin LaLoosh: Well he hasn't seen my heat!
Crash Davis: [pauses] Allright meat, show him your heat.
[Walks back towards the box]
Crash Davis: [To the batter] Fast ball comin'.

Such is the nature of evil. Out there in the vast ignorance of the world it festers and spreads. A shadow that grows in the dark. A sleepless malice as black as the oncoming wall of night. So it ever was. So will it always be. In time all foul things come forth.

Thranduil

Bart: Sun even shines on a dog's ass some days.
Greenie: You gettin' a dog?

Take care Steve, take chances and drive fast.

Ginger

That is Dain Ironfoot, Thorin's cousin. I've always felt Thorin was the more reasonable of the two...

Gandalf

That's no moon. It's a space station.

Obi-Wan

Sergeant Horvath: That's quite a view.
Captain Miller: Yes it is. Quite a view.

Lee: That's Ricky Tan.
James Carter: That's Ricky Tan? Man, that's a midget in a bathrobe!

Jake Hoyt: That's street justice.
Alonzo Harris: What's wrong with street justice?
Jake Hoyt: Oh, what, so just let the animals wipe themselves out, right?
Alonzo Harris: God willing. Fuck 'em, and everybody that looks like 'em.

That's the best part about the Jeffrey. It goes away and then it comes back.

Jonathan Snow

The best thing about being me... There are so many "me"s.
[All the doors open, lots of Smith clones step out]

Agent Smith

The entire British empire was built on cups of tea, and if you think I'm going to war without one, mate, you're mistaken.

Eddie

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