Andy. Have you ever heard of the term... 'Fuck Buddy?'


Look, can we start over? Second chance, second date? You as you, me as me. No secrets. What do you think?


[to his team taking laps] If you all didn't jack off too much, maybe you'd stay in shape.

Coach Popper

Story of my life. I always get the fuzzy end of the lollipop.


Clive Cod: Let me tell you something, I don't know anything about that, so you can kiss my fat ass.
Carter: Clive, it would take me all day to kiss your fat ass.

You're a funny guy - but looks aren't everything.


Let's write history... with blood!


[in Portguese] I will miss you. And your very slow typing... and your very bad driving.


Trinity: I wish I hadn't. That was my last thought. I wished I had one more chance, to say what really mattered, to say how much I loved you, how grateful I was for every moment I was with you. But by the time
[I knew I'd]
Trinity: said what I wanted to, it was too late. But you brought me back. You gave me my wish. One more chance to say what I really wanted to say... Kiss me, once more. Kiss me.

Amber Von Tussle: That girl's got roaches in her hair!
Edna Turnblad: Roaches? Our little Tracy's a clean teen!
Wilbur: There's no bugs on our baby!
Amber Von Tussle: I'm not kidding, I just saw one!

Gale: Shit! Where'd all the tellers go?
Teller's voices: We're down here, sir.
Evelle: They're on the floor as you commanded, Gale.

Yeah. It's an outgoing message so I think you need to sound a little more outgoing.


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