Andy. Have you ever heard of the term... 'Fuck Buddy?'


Look, can we start over? Second chance, second date? You as you, me as me. No secrets. What do you think?


[to his team taking laps] If you all didn't jack off too much, maybe you'd stay in shape.

Coach Popper

You were the one who made mom leave! You were screwing up all the time!


Clive Cod: Let me tell you something, I don't know anything about that, so you can kiss my fat ass.
Carter: Clive, it would take me all day to kiss your fat ass.

[in Portguese] I will miss you. And your very slow typing... and your very bad driving.


Story of my life. I always get the fuzzy end of the lollipop.


They're gonna need some more FBI guys, I guess.

Dwayne T. Robinson

Amber Von Tussle: That girl's got roaches in her hair!
Edna Turnblad: Roaches? Our little Tracy's a clean teen!
Wilbur: There's no bugs on our baby!
Amber Von Tussle: I'm not kidding, I just saw one!

Trinity: I wish I hadn't. That was my last thought. I wished I had one more chance, to say what really mattered, to say how much I loved you, how grateful I was for every moment I was with you. But by the time
[I knew I'd]
Trinity: said what I wanted to, it was too late. But you brought me back. You gave me my wish. One more chance to say what I really wanted to say... Kiss me, once more. Kiss me.

Gale: Shit! Where'd all the tellers go?
Teller's voices: We're down here, sir.
Evelle: They're on the floor as you commanded, Gale.

Yeah. It's an outgoing message so I think you need to sound a little more outgoing.


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