Look - you should be happy for me. You don't know what he says to me in private. Maybe it is love - as much as it can be...

Penny Lane

All right, boys! It's the authorities! We got you surrounded! Just come on out and grabbin' air! And don't try nothing fancy! Your sityeachin is purty nigh hopeless!

Man with Bullhorn

Can't you see that she is in pain? Would somebody do something about this cow?

Nicholas Garrigan

James Bond: Oh, no you don't.
James Bond: This is no time to be rescued.

Frank: [recounting his suicide attempt] But he went and fell in love with a colleague of mine; Larry Sugarman, the number 2 expert on Marcel Proust in America.
Richard: Who's number 1?
Frank: That would be me, Richard.

Did you chop down this tree?

The Lorax

I shrink the moon, I grab the moon, I sit on the toilet bowl... what?
[sees a child's drawing in his plans, of himself sitting on a toilet bowl]

Gru

Scott Evil: I hate you! I hate you! I wish I was never artificially created in a lab!
Dr. Evil: Scott, that hurts daddy when you say that. Honestly.

[scolding Billy in the hallway] Making fun of a kid for trying to read! Are you psycho? Do you not have a soul?

Veronica Vaughn

Teddy: Was he scared?
Leonard Shelby: Yeah, I think it was your sinister moustache.

Young Noah: What am I gonna do in New York?
Young Allie: ...Be with me.

You can do it. Sara, you were born to do it.

Derek

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