Not you, fat Jesus.Officer Franklin
Jane Winslett-Richardson: I need to find a baby for this father.
Steve Zissou: Yeah, I think I know what you mean.
Tyler Durden: I want you to hit me as hard as you can.
Narrator: What? In the face?
Tyler Durden: Surprise me.
Narrator: This is so fucking stupid.
We gotta get off this rock, Chuck.Teddy Daniels
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If John Doe's head splits open and a UFO should fly out, I want you to have expected it.William Somerset
William Evans: Call them off!
Ben Wade: Why should I?
William Evans: Because you're not all bad.
Ben Wade: Yes, I am.
You have bled with Wallace, now bleed with me.Robert the Bruce
Doc: However, the destruction may be very localized; limited to merely our own galaxy.
Marty McFly: Well that's a relief.
You got to be the dumbest smart kid I know.Coach Bud Kilmer
My sweet dick, it's magic!Patches O'Houlihan
The only mistake I ever made was to appoint a sniveling little weasel like you Secretary of Defense. However, that is a mistake, I am happy to say, that I don't have to live with. Mr. Nimzicki... you're fired.President Thomas Whitmore
[from trailer] Coach is the father. Coach is a mentor. Coach has great power on athlete's life.John du Pont