Not you, fat Jesus.

Officer Franklin

Jane Winslett-Richardson: I need to find a baby for this father.
Steve Zissou: Yeah, I think I know what you mean.

Tyler Durden: I want you to hit me as hard as you can.
Narrator: What? In the face?
Tyler Durden: Surprise me.
Narrator: This is so fucking stupid.

We gotta get off this rock, Chuck.
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Teddy Daniels

If John Doe's head splits open and a UFO should fly out, I want you to have expected it.

William Somerset

William Evans: Call them off!
Ben Wade: Why should I?
William Evans: Because you're not all bad.
Ben Wade: Yes, I am.

You have bled with Wallace, now bleed with me.

Robert the Bruce

Doc: However, the destruction may be very localized; limited to merely our own galaxy.
Marty McFly: Well that's a relief.

You got to be the dumbest smart kid I know.

Coach Bud Kilmer

My sweet dick, it's magic!

Patches O'Houlihan

The only mistake I ever made was to appoint a sniveling little weasel like you Secretary of Defense. However, that is a mistake, I am happy to say, that I don't have to live with. Mr. Nimzicki... you're fired.

President Thomas Whitmore

[from trailer] Coach is the father. Coach is a mentor. Coach has great power on athlete's life.

John du Pont

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