[in court, to witness] Are you a homo? Are you a queer? Are you a faggot? Are you a fruit? Are you gay, sir?

Joe Miller

Irregardless, ex-boyfriends are just off limits to friends. I mean that's just like the rules of feminism.

Gretchen

Dr. Nefario: Here's the new weapon you ordered.
[Shoots minion with the fart gun]
Gru: No, no, no. I said DART gun.
Dr. Nefario: Oh yes. Cause I was wondering... under what circumstances would we use this?
Gru: Ok...

Glen: Hi I'm Glen. Guess how many fingers I have?
Gary: Ten.
Glen: No. I have eight and two thumbs.

Philip Stacy: Did you catch that spider guy yet?
George Stacy: No, we didn't catch him yet. But we will. An amateur who's assaulting civilians in the dead of night. He's clumsy, he leaves clues, but he's still dangerous.
Peter Parker: He's assault - He's assaulting people? I'm not sure. I mean, I saw that video with him and the car thief and I think most people would say he was providing a public service.
George Stacy: Most people would be wrong. If I wanted the car thief off the street, he'd already be off the street.
Peter Parker: So, why wasn't he, then?

[to Inigo] You be careful. People in masks cannot be trusted.

Fezzik

Ed: You want to take a dingy?
Frank: No, I took care of that at the press conference.

I'll go to your room, but you'll have to seduce me.

Cristina

Francis: This his blood?
Det. Ellie Burr: Ketchup maybe. Was he eating a hot dog?

Ken: See Jimmy, my wife was black, and I loved her very much. And in 1976, she was murdered by a white man. So where the fuck am I supposed to stand in all this blood and carnage?
Jimmy: Did they get the guy that did it?
Ken: A friend of mine got him.
Ray: Harry Waters got him.

Oh, we have 12 vacancies. 12 cabins, 12 vacancies.

Norman Bates

Never lose focus.

Jasper Hale

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