Everytime I see a bag of Hershey's Kisses my balls get so wet.Neil Patrick Harris
I was told that I could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume from 9-11, I told bill that if Sandra is going to listen to her headphones while she's filing then I should be able to listen to the radio while I'm collating so I don't see why I should have to turn down the radio because I enjoy listening at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven.Milton Waddams
John Wick isn’t the Boogeyman. He’s the man he send to kill the (expletive) Boogieman!Viggo Tarsov
Louis: Looking good, Billy Ray!
Billy Ray: Feeling good, Louis!
Patricia: Mike, Where's Sheila?
Mike: I made her drive, we took the plane. I should've made her walk, y'all know she fat as hell.
Patricia: Mike, do you hear what you are saying?
Diane: [to Patricia and Angela] Did he just say he made her drive?
Angela: I'm still stuck on the fat as hell part.
David: My father wrote about this in his book. Chapter 1... Page 1... Paragraph 1: What is the answer to 99 out of 100 questions?... Money.
Sara: What's your name?
Chip: They call me Chip.
Sara: Aw, you can't get 'em to stop?
[impersonating Rev. Jesse Jackson] Why we are on this particular mission, we'll never know. But I do know, here today, that the Black Knights will emerge vic-torious once again.Capt. Jimmy Wilder
Flint: And leaving the door open is the worst mistake that any employee could make, because...
Bile: Uh... it could let in a draft?
Henry J. Waternoose: It could let in a child.
Dr. Brand: We need the bravest humans to finds us a new home.
Cooper: But the nearest star is over thousand years away.
Doyle: Hence the bravery.
We was always taking long walks, and we was always looking for a guy named "Charlie."Forrest Gump
Wear something tight.Costa