God: What are you doing now?
King Arthur: Averting our eyes, oh Lord.
God: Well, don't. It's just like those miserable psalms, always so depressing. Now knock it off!

Ebby Calvin LaLoosh: The other day Crash called a woman's pu... pussy... um, well, you know how the hair is kind of in a V-shape?
Annie Savoy: Yes, I do.
Ebby Calvin LaLoosh: Well, he called it the Bermuda Triangle. He said that a man could get lost in there and never be heard from again.

We'd like to invite you to no longer live with us anymore.

Brynn

Louie, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

Rick

[about Malakai]
Sara: So you're not down with the things he does, but you're still down with him? That makes perfect sense. I understand.
Derek: He's my friend, Sara. You don't have to understand.

When two people love each other, they come together - WHAM - like two taxis on Broadway.

Stella

I have to see her again.

Prince Charming

You can take the girl out of the honky tonk, but you can't take the honky tonk out of the girl.

Bobby Ray

[as all the knights start hailing him] No. Nooo, Noooo... noooo! NOOOOOO!

Ash

Berlin: Did I tell you that when you were circumcised they threw away the wrong part?
David Gale: Yes, I believe you mentioned it. It's called schmuck.
Berlin: What?
David Gale: Part of the foreskin they throw away after circumcision, I believe it is called schmuck.
Berlin: Aren't we so fucking clever.

Rosemary Cross: Do you think we're going to have sex?
Max Fischer: That's a kinda cheap way to put it.
Rosemary Cross: Not if you've ever fucked before, it isn't.

I have a message for President Snow. If we burn, you burn with us.

Katniss Everdeen

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