Albert Nimzicki: I'm not Jewish.
Julius Levinson: Well, nobody's perfect.

Anakin Skywalker: You've turned her against me.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: You have done that yourself.
Anakin Skywalker: You took her away from me.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Your anger and lust for power have already done that.

Arley: I got to take a shower.
Trevor McKenney: What?
Arley: I smell horrible.
Trevor McKenney: No you don't! You smell like a rose or something.
Arley: Are you sure?
Trevor McKenney: Yeah, yeah, I'm sure.

If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious shit.

Dr. Emmett Brown

Farva: Hey, let's pop some Viagras and issue tickets with raging, mega-huge boners.
Thorny: You know, Farva, only you can make a dark man blush. And no, we're not doing it.

It's got horses in it, it's a Western.

Lester Siegel

Linda: I can fly.
George: You can't fly!
Linda: I believe I can fly.
George: If you're going to get literal with an R. Kelly song, do Trapped in the Closet...

You got the wrong guy, ace!

Nick

Agent 99: I think we should trust him chief.
Agent 23: Oh absolutely Chief, I'm with 99 on that one, everytime I look at Maxie's puppy eyes I'm a goner.
Agent 99: Oh my God, you've really never had anyone break up with you have you?

Graham Hess: We don't have his medicine. Don't be afraid, Morgan. We'll slow this down together. Feel my chest. Feel it moving in and out. Breathe like me. Breathe like me. Come on.
Bo: I dreamed this.
Graham Hess: Stay with me. I know it hurts. Be strong baby. It'll pass. It'll pass.

Rosemary Woodhouse: Oh, God!
Roman Castevet: God is dead! Satan lives!

Mai? Asian chick? Likes to kick people? Yeah, last time I saw her, she was at the bottom of an elevator shaft with an SUV up her ass.

John McClane

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