TV interviewer: Why do you come to these nights?
Lulu: I'd like to answer that one if I may.
Nina: Sure.
Lulu: To get absolutely trashed.

Andrew Clark: If I lose my temper you're totaled, man.
John Bender: Totally?
Andrew Clark: Totally.

Should I beware of lawyers bearing gifts?

Sheriff

Dumbledore: Harry, do you know why it is that Professor Quirrell could not bear to have you touch him?
[Harry shakes his head]
Dumbledore: It was because of your mother. She sacrificed herself for you, and that kind of act leaves a mark.
[Harry reaches up to touch his scar]
Dumbledore: No no, this kind of mark cannot be seen. It lives in your very skin.
Harry: And what is that?
Dumbledore: Love, Harry. Love.

Gimbel's Manager: Why are you smiling like that?
Buddy: I just like to smile, smiling's my favorite.

Richard Hayden: That guy may not call us.
Tommy: I can't believe he called me a psycho.
Richard Hayden: Hey, were you in there just now? You are a psycho... Good God. And comb your hair.

Marty, you can't go losing your judgment every time someone calls you a name. It's exactly what causes you to get into that accident in the future.

Doc

Well that oughta be easy for a genuine son of a bitch.

Luke

It is dangerous! You know, there's nothing more off-putting in a wedding than a priest with an enormous erection, yech!

Charles

Beg my wife's forgiveness, before I blow your brains out.

Leonard Shelby

Obi-Wan: These Kaminos, are they friendly?
Dexter Jettster: That depends.
Obi-Wan: Depends on what Dex?
Dexter Jettster: On how well your manners are, and how big your pocketbook is.

I don't feel the sickness yet, but it's in the post. That's for sure. I'm in the junkie limbo at the moment. Too ill to sleep. Too tired to stay awake, but the sickness is on its way. Sweat, chills, nausea. Pain and craving. A need like nothing else I've ever known will soon take hold of me. It's on its way.

Mark "Rent-boy" Renton

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