Honey, just cuz I talk slow doesn't mean I'm stupid.Jake
Old people can be so sweet!Cher
Who is this? Sal, is that you. I can hear you breathing you fuck. You listening, your mother sucks fucking big (expletive) elephant dicks, you got that?Joey LaMotta
Victor Von Doom: Is that the best you can do? A little heat?
Reed Richards: Time for your lesson- Chem 101. What happens when you rapidly cool hot metal?
Dr. Jean Grey: I saw Senator Kelly.
Magneto: So, the senator survived the fall, and the swim to shore. He's become more powerful than I imagined.
Dr. Jean Grey: He's dead. Just like all those people out there will be.
Storm: It's true. I watched him die.
Magneto: Are you sure you saw what you saw?
[sees Razor after 30 years] I hope I don't look like that big of an ass...Billy 'The Kid' McDonnen
Linus Caldwell: So we do a Lookie-Loo... it's actually a Lookie-Loo with a Bundle of Joy!
Basher Tarr: A Lookie-Loo... with Tess... and a Bundle of Joy?
Linus Caldwell: Yeah!
Basher Tarr: You've gone right out of your tree, my son.
RED LIGHT! GREEN LIGHT!Ethan Hunt
I like big tails and I cannot lie!RamÃ³n
Henri Ducard: Are you so desperate to fight criminals that you lock yourself in to take them on one at a time?
Bruce Wayne: Actually, uh, there were seven of them.
Henri Ducard: I counted six, Mr. Wayne.
Bruce Wayne: How do you know my name?
Henri Ducard: The world is too small for someone like Bruce Wayne to disappear.
I've been trying to figure something in my head, and maybe you can help me out, yeah? When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!"? Yeah. Do you guys do that?David Mills
Since most of these people are cheering for the home team, I'm going to root for the visitors. I'm a big visitors fan. Especially the kind that make coffee in the morning before they leave!Alyssa