This is Gale and Evelle Snoats. As fine a pair as ever... broke and entered!


Ok, now it's true, the majority of students today are so cravenly PC, they wouldn't know a good time if it was sitting on their face, but there's one thing that will always unite us and them. They're young. They may not realize it yet. They've got the same raging hormones, the same self-destructive desire to get boldly trashed and wildly out of control. Look out that window! That's not a protest! That is cry for help! They're begging us...


Tess Ocean: You're doing recon work on our anniversary?
Danny Ocean: Tess...

Jeff Megall: [Talking to Nick on the phone, late at night] Gotta go. London. It's 7 AM in the Old Empire.
Nick Naylor: When do you sleep?
Jeff Megall: [pause] Sunday.

Hard to see, the dark side is.


Are you really an A & R man? You look more like a homeless man.


So God is picking on you?


What have we done?

Bilbo Baggins

There will be no more talk of wars in this house, DAMN IT!

Colonel Ludlow

Larry Daley: Sorry, I don't mean to stare. You just look very familiar.
Woman: I get that a lot.

The key to this business is personal relationships.

Dicky Fox

The Bathtub has more holidays than the whole rest of the world.


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