Garth Algar: Uhm, Wayne? What do you do if every time you see this one incredible woman, you think you're gonna hurl?
Wayne Campbell: I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. But if you spew and she bolts, then it was never meant to be.

Actually, my name is Austin Powers. Danger is my middle name.

Austin Powers

Austin Powers: Dr. Evil, do you really expect them to pay?
Dr. Evil: No, Mr. Powers. I expect them to die.

Big Chris: All right, son: roll them guns up, count the money, and put your seat belt on.

Dionne and I were both named after famous singers of the past, who now do infomercials.

Cher

[about to be kissed] Uh, I heard this rumor... alcohol impairs your judgment.

Carter Duryea

Bobby: Which way we goin', this way or that way?
Lewis: I think downstream would be a good idea.

Jill: Is it true a cat always land on its feet?
Puss in Boots: No! That is just a rumor spread by dogs!

Senator Orton Worrell: Your country needs you to go back. You know it's the right thing to do.
Brandon King: Sir, I've always done the right thing. And this is wrong.

I believe in death, destruction, chaos, filth, and greed.

Danny Vinyard

Come here, little one. Poppy wants to see you.

Papa Elf

Mowgli: [angry] You told me a lie, Kaa. You said I could trust you!
Kaa: It's like YOU said

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