Elle: Oh Warner, do you remember when we spent those four amazing hours in the hot tub together after winter formal?
Warner Huntington III: Uhh, ye... no
Elle: Well this is so much better than that. Excuse me, I have some shopping to do.

Chaos was what killed the dinosaurs, darling

J.D.

I promised myself, I'm gonna die for something that counts.

Tool

Judge Chamberlain Haller: Mr. Gambini, didn't I tell you that the next time you appear in my court that you dress appropriately?
Vinny Gambini: You were serious about that?

Rogue: [tracing the passage along a map] Niagra Falls... up the Canadian Rockies, and then... it's only a few hundred miles to Anchorage.
Rogue's Boyfriend: Won't it be kinda cold?
Rogue: Well, that's the point, stupid, otherwise it wouldn't be an adventure!

Oh, fuck it, I don't have to talk either, man! See how you like it. Just total fuckin' silence. Two can play at that game, smart guy. We'll just see how you like it. Total silence.

Carl Showalter

Wrestling Promoter: You coulda taken him apart. Why didn't you stop him?
Peter Parker: I missed the part where that's my problem.

You are working for the wrong man.

Tom Duffy

Zam Wesell: It hit the ship, but they used a decoy.
Jango Fett: We'll have to try something more subtle this time, Zam. My client is getting impatient. Take these...

I Want To Tickle Your Belly Button... From The Inside.

Nick Twisp and Francois Dillinger

Do you think I sleep with every guy who writes me a letter? No. I give them hand jobs.

Amanda

Friedrich von Trapp: I'm Friedrich. I'm fourteen. I'm impossible!
Maria: [laughing] Really? Who told you that, Friedrich?
Friedrich von Trapp: Fraulein Josephine, four governesses ago.

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