Wolverine: Magneto's right: there is a war coming. Are you sure you're on the right side?
Storm: At least I've chosen a side.

Flor Moreno: I, uh... don't think you should either.
John Clasky: Then excuse me, because if I had the equipment I'd inject the vodka.

Borat: Although Kazakhstan a glorious country, it have a problem, too: economic, social and Jew.

George Downes: Michaels chasing Kimmy.
Julianne Potter: Yes.
George Downes: Your chasing Michael.
Julianne Potter: Yes.
George Downes: Who's chasing you. Nobody. Theres your answer. It's Kimmy.

Go ahead and sleep on the power couch. Your training begins tomorrow, at the crack of noon.

KG

I'm not great at farewells, so uh... that'll do, pig.

Tallahassee

One man is born a hero, his brother a coward. Babies starve, politicians grow fat. Holy men are martyred, and junkies grow legion. Why? Why, why, why, why, why? Luck! Blind, stupid, simple, doo-dah, clueless luck!

Two-Face

Ebby Calvin LaLoosh: You told him didn't you?
Crash Davis: Yup.

Yogurt: I am the keeper of a greater power, a power known throughout the universe as the...
Barf: ...the Force?
Yogurt: No, the Schwartz!

[shouting] We all got the flu. Such a coincidence.

Annie

Frankie Ballenbacher: "Have got it under control."
Susan Hartunian: Have got it under control.

Young Ray Robinson: Mama... please don't make me go away. I'll keep up with the normal kids. I'll be good, just like George.
Aretha Robinson: This got nothin' to do with George... I've taken you as far as I can, baby. The teachers at St. Augustine know things I can't teach you. An' you need an education in this world.

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