Harry Potter: Did you know, sir? Then?
Albus Dumbledore: Did I know that I just met the most dangerous dark wizard of all time? No.

[after Paul thanks him for shooting footage of the genocide] I think if people see this footage, they'll say Oh, my God, that's horrible. And then they'll go on eating their dinners.

Jack

I like baseball, movies, good clothes, fast cars... and you. What else you need to know?

John Dillinger

Well you did lose a lot of versatile solutions for modern living.

Tyler Durden

Rocky Balboa: Yo, don't I got some rights?
Boxing Commissioner: What rights do you think you're referring to?

Can I wipe your forehead?

Doreen

Get that crazy bitch away from me!

Ava Gardner

I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.

Ron Burgundy

Howard Hughes: I read in the magazines that you play golf.
Katharine Hepburn: On occasion...
Howard Hughes: How 'bout nine holes?
Katharine Hepburn: NOW, Mr. Hughes?

Why do you wanna kill this woman?

Mr. Smith

Don't mind my brother. Your dog has more breeding than he has.

Alfred

I was raised on a farm in Morrisville, Indiana. My mama ran out on us when I was three, my daddy beat the hell out of me cause he didn't know no better way to raise me. I like baseball, movies, good clothes, fast cars, whiskey, and you... what else you need to know?

John Dillinger

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