If I'm wrong, nothing happens! We go to jail - peacefully, quietly. We'll enjoy it! But if I'm *right*, and we *can* stop this thing... Lenny, you will have saved the lives of millions of registered voters.

Dr. Peter Venkman

[reading her poem] You've heard the story of Jesse James / Of how he lived and died / If you're still in need / Of something to read / Here's the story of Bonnie and Clyde. / Now Bonnie and Clyde are the Barrow gang / I'm sure you all have read / How they rob and steal / And those who squeal / Are usually found dyin' or dead. / They call them cold-hearted killers / They say they are heartless and mean / But I say this with pride / That I once knew Clyde / When he was honest and upright and clean. / But the laws fooled around / Kept takin' him down / And lockin' him up in a cell / Till he said to me

Bonnie Parker

Secrets have a cost. They're not free. Not now, not ever.

May Parker

See you later, irrigator.

Bond

Seriously, who is this? Is this Burt from accounting?

The Mayor of Who-ville

Sew, very old one! Sew like the wind!

Ned Nederlander

Whitney: She puts the "itch" in "bitch."
Courtney: She puts the "whore" in "horrify."

Short people have long faces, and long people have short faces. Big people have little humor, and little people have no humor at all.

Cosmo Brown

[slurred] I'm gonna rock your vagina.

Carl Halabi

So you see, my son, there is a very fine line between love and nausea.

King Jaffe Joffer

Mary: So you'll pick me up tonight at seven forty-five?
Harry: Well I got a few things to take care of. So how about we make it quarter to eight?
Mary: [Laughs] Stop it
Harry: Okay. Seven forty-five

Sometimes I think I have felt everything I'm ever gonna feel. And from here on out, I'm not gonna feel anything new. Just lesser versions of what I've already felt.

Theodore

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