Vinny Gambini: Your Honor, may I have permission to treat Ms. Vito as a hostile witness?
Mona Lisa Vito: You think I'm hostile now, wait 'til you see me tonight.
Judge Chamberlain Haller: Do you two know each other?
Vinny Gambini: Yeah, she's my fiancÈe.
Judge Chamberlain Haller: Well, that would certainly explain the hostility.

Count Dooku: Brave, but, foolish, my old Jedi friend. You are impossibly outnumbered.
Mace Windu: I don't think so.
Count Dooku: We'll see.

Giuseppe Conlon: I want you have some respect.
Gerry Conlon: Respect for who?
Giuseppe Conlon: For yourself.

[to Sayuri] Can't you see that I want you for myself? You have ruined me! Before we met I was a disciplined man.

Nobu

[to Rob after the first blackout occurs] Looks like you should have left town a little bit earlier...
[large explosion in distance]

Hud

Sherlock Holmes: By the way, who taught you how to dance?
Dr. John Watson: (grinning) Well...that was you Holmes.

[to John] Come on. You have made millions off the story of her murder. You're obsessed with her and you're obsessed with her daughter.

Jennifer

You're not there to party. We've already got ONE Hunter Thompson.

Ben Fong-Torres

Roy: I'm guessing by your hasty retreat, that you're still 20th in line for the throne.
Lord Rathbone: [irritated] 10th!

Henri Ducard: When you lived among the criminals, did you start to pity them?
Bruce Wayne: The first time I stole so that I wouldn't starve, yes. I lost many assumptions about the simple nature of right and wrong. And when I traveled, I learned the fear before a crime and the thrill of success. But I never became one of them.

What's a lapsed Catholic to do?

D-Bob

Look... me and the McDonald's people got this little misunderstanding. See, they're McDonald's... I'm McDowell's. They got the Golden Arches, mine is the Golden Arcs. They got the Big Mac, I got the Big Mick. We both got two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles and onions, but their buns have sesame seeds. My buns have no seeds.

Cleo McDowell

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