Garth Algar: Uhm, Wayne? What do you do if every time you see this one incredible woman, you think you're gonna hurl?
Wayne Campbell: I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. But if you spew and she bolts, then it was never meant to be.
Michael Newman: [reading off letter] Like I Said, "Good Guys Need A Break". I know you'll do the right thing this time. Love Morty. P.S. Your Wife's Rockin' Body Still Drives Me Crazy.
Michael Newman: Okay, Morty.
[Throws the universal remote into the bin]
Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.Richard Vernon
Actually, my name is Austin Powers. Danger is my middle name.Austin Powers
Big Chris: All right, son: roll them guns up, count the money, and put your seat belt on.
Dionne and I were both named after famous singers of the past, who now do infomercials.Cher
[about to be kissed] Uh, I heard this rumor... alcohol impairs your judgment.Carter Duryea
Bobby: Which way we goin', this way or that way?
Lewis: I think downstream would be a good idea.
Don't let it control you.Prof. Charles Xavier
Jake: You show up here, after seven years, without so much as a "Hey there, Jake, remember me... your wife!" Or a, "Hi honey, lookin' good. How's the family?"
Melanie Carmichael: You expect me to tell you look good? What, did they run out of soap at the Piggly Wiggly since I left?
Ms. Perky: So, I hear you were terrorizing Mr. Morgan's class... again.
Kat Stratford: Expressing my opinion is not a terrorist action.
Ms. Perky: The way you expressed your opinion to Bobby Ridgeway? By the way, his testicle retrieval operation went quite well, in case you're interested.
Kat Stratford: I still maintain that he kicked himself in the balls.
I just wanna live, Lee. I just want a normal happy life. I don't know why you did this.Selby