[upon waking up after the first night of training, next to a deer he killed with his teet] Oh no, not again!

Barry Badrinath

Go ahead and sleep on the power couch. Your training begins tomorrow, at the crack of noon.

KG

Sun is bad for you. Everything our parents said was good is bad. Sun, milk, red meat... college.

Alvy Singer

I don't feel the sickness yet, but it's in the post. That's for sure. I'm in the junkie limbo at the moment. Too ill to sleep. Too tired to stay awake, but the sickness is on its way. Sweat, chills, nausea. Pain and craving. A need like nothing else I've ever known will soon take hold of me. It's on its way.

Mark "Rent-boy" Renton

Don Ward: You might regret this, Mr. Rothstein.
Ace Rothstein: I'll regret it even more if I keep you on.
Don Ward: This is not the way to treat people.
Ace Rothstein: Listen, if you didn't know you're bein' scammed, you're too fuckin' dumb to keep this job. If you did know, you were in on it. Either way, you're out. Get out! Go on.

I've got a bad feeling about this.

Anakin

Should I beware of lawyers bearing gifts?

Sheriff

Flor Moreno: I, uh... don't think you should either.
John Clasky: Then excuse me, because if I had the equipment I'd inject the vodka.

Borat: Although Kazakhstan a glorious country, it have a problem, too: economic, social and Jew.

One man is born a hero, his brother a coward. Babies starve, politicians grow fat. Holy men are martyred, and junkies grow legion. Why? Why, why, why, why, why? Luck! Blind, stupid, simple, doo-dah, clueless luck!

Two-Face

Ebby Calvin LaLoosh: You told him didn't you?
Crash Davis: Yup.

Yogurt: I am the keeper of a greater power, a power known throughout the universe as the...
Barf: ...the Force?
Yogurt: No, the Schwartz!

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