If I saw myself dressed like that, I'd have to kick my own ass.

Happy Gilmore

Elle: I promised her, and I can't break the bonds of sisterhood.
Professor Callahan: Screw sisterhood! This is a murder investigation! Not some scandal at the sorority house!

Kevin Lomax: In the Bible you lose. We're destined to lose dad.
John Milton: Well consider the source son.

Make no mistake, gentlemen. We are in the fight of our lives, against one of the greatest battalion commanders of the Vietnam War, I shit you not.

Commander Anderson

My name is Salmon, like the fish. First name, Susie. I was fourteen years old when I was murdered on December 6th, 1973. I wasn't gone. I was alive in my own perfect world. But in my heart, I knew it wasn't perfect. My murderer still haunted me. My father had the pieces but he couldn't make them fit. I waited for justice but justice did not come.

Susie Salmon

We must be... must be a misunderstanding. I was sent down here for the big case. For the kidnapping. The little girl?

Carter

Hey Stan, you're in Ala-Fuckin-Bama. You come from New York. You killed a good old boy. There is no way this is not going to trial.

Vinny Gambini

Oh, no, we're not asking you to lose weight. That would be illegal. We just want you to be healthy, by eating less. So go home, weigh yourself on a scale, write than down. Then subtract 20 from that number. And weigh that. Yeah.

Jill

Grant: You're the wrong guy at the wrong place at the wrong time.
John McClane: Story of my life.

Bruce: How do you make so many people love you without affecting Free Will?
God: [snorts] Heh, welcome to my world, son. If you come up with an answer to that one, let me know.

For most people, Friday's just the day before the weekend. But after this Friday, the neighborhood'll never be the same.

Craig Jones

You know what I like most about Las Vegas? You can be whoever you want to be.

Jill Taylor

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