You're gonna kill me woman! I need sleep, I need food, to regain my strength!

Young Noah

I have to laugh, because I've outsmarted even myself. My enemy, my foe, is an animal. In order to conquer the animal, I have to learn to think like an animal. And, whenever possible, to look like one. I've gotta get inside this guy's pelt and crawl around for a few days.

Carl Spackler

You think you're going to create a T-shirt company? You can't even dress yourself!


Have a drink with your old man. Be somebody!

Woody Grant

Bianca: Can't you just find some blind, deaf retard to take you to the movies so I can have one date?
Kat Stratford: I'm sorry. Looks like you'll just have to miss out on the witty repartee of Joey "eat me" Donner.

If any of us get laid tonight, it's because of Eric Bana in "Munich."

Ben Stone

Man, what am I DOIN' in here, man? This ol' ghetto ass class got people in here lookin' like a bad rerun of cops!


Dr. Richard Kimble: I thought you didn't care?
Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard: I don't. [laughs] Don't tell anybody, okay?

I don't know. Part of me thinks the kid's right. He asks what he's done to deserve this. He wants to stay here, fine. Let's leave him and go home. But then another part of me thinks, what if by some miracle we stay, then actually make it out of here. Someday we might look back on this and decide that saving Private Ryan was the one decent thing we were able to pull out of this whole godawful, shitty mess. Like you said, Captain, maybe we do that, we all earn the right to go home.

Sergeant Horvath

And tell him he dresses like a gigolo!

Roman Nagel

Nick the Greek: Just get me a sample.
Tom: No can do.
Nick the Greek: What's that? Some place near Katmandu? Meet me halfway, mate.

Brüno: Look at the four of us; we are so like the Sex In The City girls!
Donny: Oh, no we aren't either!
Brüno: Which one are you, Donny?
Donny: I ain't either one them! I'm Donny!
Brüno: That is such a Samantha thing to say!

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