Natalie Rushman: I'm going to enter the facility
[She begins to remove her dress, Happy dodges a car]
Natalie Rushman: Eyes on the road.

Oh Veronica Vaughn! So hot! Want to touch the hiney! Arrroooooooo!

Billy Madison

I promised your mom before she passed that I'm gonna keep you safe.

Cade Yeager

His crime wasn't taking time. He was giving it away.

Raymond Leon

Prince Naveen: [as a frog] I am Prince Naveen...
[Tiana squashes him with a book]
Prince Naveen: [weakly] ... of Maldonia...

Sam Baldwin: I'll tell you what I'm doing this weekend, I'm getting laid. It's the 1990's and nobody's getting laid. I'm the only man in America who's getting laid this weekend and I haven't been laid that much. Six girls in college, maybe seven.
[sees Jonah standing in the doorway]
Sam Baldwin: How long have you been standing there?
Jonah Baldwin: Forever.
Sam Baldwin: What did you just hear me say?
Jonah Baldwin: Six girls in college, maybe seven.
Sam Baldwin: Seven... EIGHT! Mary Kelly.

I've got a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of bad memories.

Maury Ballstein

I'd say the odds against a successful escape are about 100 to one. But may I add another word, Colonel? The odds against survival in this camp are even worse.

Commander Shears

I wanna hurt the man, Malone. You hear me? I wanna start taking the battle to him. I wanna hurt Capone!

Ness

Pyro: I'm driving.
Wolverine: Maybe next time.

Something has to be done, but nothing too original, because hey, this is Hollywood.

Sid Hudgens

Margot: Here, you're gonna need this.
Elle: Your scrunchie?
Margot: My LUCKY scrunchie. It helped me pass Spanish.
Serena: You passed Spanish because you gave Professor Montoya a lap dance after the final.
Margot: Yeah... Luckily!

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