Will you go to prom with me?

Schmidt (to Jenko)

I will not touch the white man's poison; his drugs, his liquor, his swine, his women.

Malcolm X

Larry Buckman: Is that Grandma?
Frank: Yeah, she's still alive.
Larry Buckman: Jeez Grandma, you got short.
Grandma: I'm shrinking!
Larry Buckman: Bummer!

Oh how I wish I was back in my cage, with my mirror, and my little bell. Ah-ah-ah.


Where's the fuckin door?

John McClane

A grown man knows the world he lives in. For the moment, that world is Rome.

Pontius Pilate

Dignity. Always, dignity.

Don Lockwood

Living like this is a full-time business.

Mark "Rent-boy" Renton

Katharine Hepburn: I've got a better idea, take me flying! Or better yet, I'll take you flying!
Howard Hughes: Do your worst, Miss Hepburn.

If we are the ones to hand Potter to the Dark Lord, everything will be as it was, you understand?

Lucius Malfoy

Hal Griffith: How'd they get you to stay?
Louanne: They gave me candy and called me their light.
Hal Griffith: That'll do it.

Don't laugh, I'm being cool.


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