I know I've done all kinds of wrong by this kid. I'd just like to do one thing right.

Charlie

[opening title card]: At 600KM above planet Earth the temperature fluctuates between +258 and -148 degrees Fahrenheit. There is nothing to carry sound. No air pressure. No oxygen. Life in space is impossible.

Blakeney: Should you really be getting up, sir?
Dr. Stephen Maturin: Mr Blakeney, are you also a doctor?
Blakeney: No, sir.
Dr. Stephen Maturin: No, you're not.

Where did you park the invisible car...?
[walks into it]

Megamind

Anna: I don't kiss strange men.
Dan: Neither do I.

Bender: You load up, you party?
Brian Johnson: Uhh, no, actually, we dress up.

Ryan Shoos: Fuck this, I'm going, this is bullshit, it's not real, Charlie, Charlie, Charlie!
Cassidy Spilker: What are you doing?
Reese Houser: Don't say his name!

Drunk Guy in Yugo: Are you off duty?
Nick: This isn't a cab.
Drunk Guy in Yugo: Are you off duty?
Nick: It's not a cab, my friend, I promise you.

A few years ago, I had a dream. It began in the summer and was over by the following spring. In between, there were as many unhappy nights as there were happy days. Most of them took place in this café. And then one night, a door slammed and the dream was over.

Jeremy

So dark the con of man...

Robert Langdon

I'm 26, and I'm single, and a school teacher, and that's the bottom of the pit. And the only excitement I've known is here with me now. I'll go with you, and I won't whine, and I'll sew you socks, and I'll stitch you when you're wounded, and I'll do anything you ask of me except one thing. I won't watch you die. I'll miss that scene if you don't mind.

Etta Place

You kicked Checkers, you're prejudiced and you have a potty mouth.

Betsy Jobs

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