Mr. Salt: You sure this thing'll float, eh, Wonka?
Willy Wonka: With your buoyancy, sir, rest assured.
We're not hit! We're not hit! Stop side-seat driving!Captain Steven Hiller
Harold: Dude, we're so high right now!
Kumar: We're not low!
Morgan: They said there are one of two outcomes of an invasion. One: they fight, and are defeated, and have to return again with full forces hundreds or even thousands of years later.
Graham Hess: What's two?
Morgan: They win.
Obi-Wan: Just relax, concentrate.
Anakin: What about Padme?
Obi-Wan: She seems to be on top of things.
Double or nothing.Quincy
Maggie Witzky: LISA?
Lisa: You impregnated my sister again.
Maggie Witzky: BITCH!
Lisa: I thought you wanted me to tell him.
Maggie Witzky: Why, because I said don't?
Anna: I don't want trouble.
Dan: I'm not trouble.
Anna: You're taken.
Dan: I've got to see you.
Dan: You... KISSED me!
Anna: What are you - TWELVE?
Roux: How's the door?
Vianne Rocher: It squeaks.
Roux: Does it?
[addressing his troops] And remember. This was all made possible thanks to the g-g-g-g-gullibility of the New York Police Department!Simon
Robert E. Lee "Prew' Prewitt: A man don't go his own way, he's nothing.
Sergeant Milton Warden: Maybe back in the days of the pioneers a man could go his own way, but today you got to play ball.
Dana Scully: What are you doing?
Fox Mulder: Trying to ignore you.