Dear Leonard. To look life in the face, always, to look life in the face and to know it for what it is. At last to know it, to love it for what it is, and then, to put it away. Leonard, always the years between us, always the years. Always the love. Always the hours.

Virginia Woolf

Private: Are you my family?
Kowalski: You don't have a family, and we're all gonna die.
Private: What?
Skipper: What's the matter with you, Kowalski?

Maj. Eaton: We have top men working on it now.
Indiana: Who?
Maj. Eaton: Top. Men.

That's not testifying, that's filibustering.

Judge

Eli: What'd you say?
Richie: Hmm? I didn't say anything.
Eli: When? Right now?

Say something, Nessa! Didn't you think I seemed better?

Virginia Woolf

Nash: She's so small.
Charles: Well, she's young, John. That's how they come.

If I want to be a Senator, I need to marry a Jackie, not a Marilyn.

Warner Huntington III

What if this is as good as it gets?

Melvin Udall

Louis Dobbler: You can kill him from that far away?
Bob Lee Swagger: At a mile and a half the bullet's gonna strike with more energy than a .44 magnum, point blank. Yeah, I think you can kill him.

[impersonating the dead butler's voice] My name is Vitolli, how can I be of assistance?

Lazlo Soot

Come on! Toilets are always funny!

The Octopus

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