John Milton: I'm the hand up Mona Lisa's skirt. I'm a surprise, Kevin. They don't see me coming: that's what you're missing.
Rita: Have you ever had dÃ©jÃ -vu?
Phil: Didn't you just ask me that?
Teacher: [Robert Wakefield drags Seth out] Can I help you?
Robert Wakefield: Seth has to be excused. He's going on a field trip.
Gus Portokalos: [crying] Why you want to leave me?
Toula Portokalos: I'm not leaving you! Don't you want me to do something with my life?
Gus Portokalos: Yes! Get married, make babies! You look so... old!
Troy Bolton: What's up?
Chad: What's up? Oh let's see, um you miss free period workout yesterday to audition for some heinous musical, and now suddenly people are confessing. Yeah Zeke, Zeke is baking. CrÃ¨me brÃ»lÃ©e.
Troy Bolton: Oh. What's that?
Zeke: Oh, it's a creamy custard-like filling with a caramelized surface, it's really satisfying.
Troy Bolton: Yeah, cool
Marty McFly: Listen! I'm not really feeling up to this today, so I'm gonna have to forfeit!
Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen: Forfeit? Forfeit? What's that mean?
Buford's Gang Member #1: Uh, it means that you win without a fight.
Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen: Without shooting? He can't do that.
Boba Fett? Boba Fett? Where?Han Solo
Nicholas Angel: You're a doctor, deal with it!
Danny Butterman: Yeah, motherfucker!
I'm gettin' ready to launch a little thing called operation sweep her off her feet.Roy
Girl: I'd love to try everything once.
Girl: Skinny dipping in the Indian Ocean....
Rick: Sleep with a married guy....
That was a hell of a thing.Fred Kwan
Bird-Watching Woman: Over there. What sort of bird is that? Wait, it's not a woodpecker, it looks like someone's...
Army Sergeant: Privates. We have reports of an unidentified flying object. It has a long, smooth shaft, complete with...
Baseball Umpire: Two balls. [looking up from game] What is that. It looks just like an enormous...
Chinese Teacher: Wang. pay attention.
Wang: I was distracted by that giant flying...
Musician: What's that?
Willie: Well, that looks like a huge...
Radar Operator: Yes, sir?
Colonel: Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this.