Lucille: [screaming] He made me WAAAAAAAAAATCH! God, I could use a cigarette.
Marv: [narrating] That's the thing with dames; sometimes all they gotta do is let it out and a few buckets later there's no way you'd know.
Willie: Mister! Mister! Oh, Mister, wake up!
Short Round: You call him Dr. Jones, doll!
Willie: Okay, Dr. Jones! Dr. Jones, wake up!
Mayor: Have I told you that I was acquainted with your father, Captain?
CapitÃ¡n Vidal: No. I had no idea.
Mayor: In Morocco. I knew him only briefly, but he left a great impression.
CapitÃ¡n Vidal: An excellent soldier.
Mayor: The men in his battalion said that when General Vidal died on the battlefield, he smashed his watch on a rock so that his son would know the exaxt hour and minute of his death. So he would know how a brave man dies.
CapitÃ¡n Vidal: Nonsense. He didn't own a watch.
This fucking lie... it's so fucking hard, so long! Life ain't short, it's long, it's long, God damn it!Earl Partridge
The Penguin: Touring the riot scene. Gravely assessing the devastation. Upstanding mayor stuff.
Batman: You're not the mayor.
The Penguin: Things change.
Sweet mother of monkey milk, a gold coin!Vanellope von Schweetz
My grammy never gave gifts. She was too busy getting raped by Cossacks.Alvy Singer
Peyton, I still haven't answered your question. After this game, win or lose, you're still the best thing that ever happened to me.Joe Kingman
I will not die a monster.Dr. Otto Octavius
Don't everyone thank me at once.Han Solo
R.F. Simpson: Lina, you were gorgeous!
Cosmo Brown: Yeah, Lina, you looked pretty good for a girl.
But this isn't a foxhole. It's a Porsche.Alex Foreman