Dottie: Pee-wee, how are you ever going to pay a reward like that?
Pee-wee: It's simple. Whoever returns the bike is obviously the person who stole it. So they don't deserve any reward!
Alright, let me be the first to say congratulations to then. You get one vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart Frank. Way to work it through.Beanie
You gotta help me! You gotta help me!Jack
Kirk Lazarus: Alpa and I are already wearin' Earth Mamma's natural night camo.
Alpa Chino: Cool it, Benson!
Dennis Reed: It rains nine months a year in Seattle.
Annie Reed: I know!
Starsky: Body of a caucasian male, apparently jumped from the Bay Street Bridge...
Hutch: Well, actually there's no sign of impact so he was probably just dumped out at sea.
Starsky: Would you please not talk while I'm recording?
Rita: What's wrong with you?
Jack: I honestly don't know. I'll tell you the next time I see you.
Ray: Do you think this is good?
Ken: Do I think what's good?
Ray: You know, going around in a boat, looking at stuff?
Ken: Yes, I do. It's called sight-seeing
Fact is, all lies, all evil deeds, they stink. You can cover them up for a while, but they don't go away.Dalton Russell
Rhonda LeBeck: They only respond to vibration, right? Couldn't we... distract them somehow?
Valentine McKee: Yeah, something to keep 'em busy, like a... like a decoy!
Earl Bassett: Hey Melvin... wanna make a buck?
We used to look up at the sky and wonder at our place in the stars, now we just look down and worry about our place in the dirt.Cooper
Hey, boss. Let's shave him.Puss-in-Boots