Harry Dunne: This is my associate, Dr. Christmas.
Dr. Lewis Meldman: Christmas, as in the holiday?
Lloyd Christmas: No, as in the tree.
Like monsoon, it moves darkness over all country.Shaman of Maypore
Riley Poole: Do you actually know who the first person to come up with the idea of daylight savings time was?
Abigail Chase, Ben Gates: Benjamin Franklin.
[Riely stomps down his foot in disappointment]
Sarah: Maybe every girl in my family have to sleep with you.
Beau Burroughs: I don't know if they have to, but they certainly have.
[pointing to Motel room] It's right there in the corner number 4. You might have to jiggle the handle a little bit to open her up, she's as sticky as an old whore.Mason
Hey, you'd better check your conscience at the door sweetie. I'm not here to be loved.Gale
Prince Naveen: [as a frog] I was cursed by a dastardly witch doctor. One minute I'm a prince, charming and handsome, cutting the rug, and the next minute - woah!
[He trips and falls over]
Prince Naveen: I'm triping over these!
[Shows Tiana his feet]
Emma Dinsmore: What's your book about?
Alex: It's the story of a man who's frightened of commitment yet so desperately in love with a woman he's afraid it might kill him. It's a comedy.
I'll tell you what. Why don't we take all these bricks and build a shelter for the homeless, so maybe your mother will have a place to stay.Billy Hoyle
I loves the Pamela Andersons.Borat
Be her Daddy!Steve Stifler
Russell: I'm tired! My knee hurts!
Carl Fredricksen: Which knee?
Russell: ...My elbow hurts!