It is dangerous! You know, there's nothing more off-putting in a wedding than a priest with an enormous erection, yech!Charles
Beg my wife's forgiveness, before I blow your brains out.Leonard Shelby
If it wasn't for Ram or Allah, we'd still have a mother.Jamal Malik
I used to use this little gun when I was a prostitute.Red
Jamie: I'm so late.
Jamie's Girlfriend: It's just round the corner, you'll make it.
Jamie: Are you sure you don't mind me going without you?
Jamie's Girlfriend: No, I'm just feeling so rotten.
Jamie: I love you.
Jamie's Girlfriend: I know.
Jamie: I love you even when you're sick and look disgusting.
Jamie's Girlfriend: I know. Now go or you will actually miss it.
Jamie: Right. Did I tell you I love you?
Jamie's Girlfriend: Yes you did, get out, loser!
Isn't that just like a wop? Brings a knife to a gun fight.Malone
General Murray: [on the Arab Revolt] It's a storm in a tea cup, Mr. Dryden - a sideshow. If you want my own opinion, this whole theater of operations is a sideshow! The real war's not being fought against the Turks, but the Germans. And not here, but on the Western front in the trenches! Your Bedouin Army - or whatever it calls itself - would be a sideshow OF a sideshow! Mr. Dryden: Big things have small beginnings, sir. General Murray: Does the Arab Bureau want a "big thing" in Arabia? If we get them to rise against the Turks, does the Bureau think they'll sit down quietly under us when this war's over? Mr. Dryden: The Arab Bureau thinks the job of the moment, sir, is to win the war. General Murray: Don't tell me my duty, Mr. Dryden!
This is Gale and Evelle Snoats. As fine a pair as ever... broke and entered!H.I.
Someone has been pissing on my Gamecube and I'm about to close the case.Titembay
Needy Lesnicky: I thought you only murdered boys.
Jennifer Check: I go both ways.
I want the warheads ready in an hour!Destro
[heads for a door then stops] Oh... one other thing. If you guys ever have kids and one of them when he's eight years old accidentally sets fire to the living room rug... go easy on him.Marty McFly