I wasn't like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere's a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who's a hero.
The music he's created over the years, I don't really listen to it, but the fact that he's making it, I respect that. I care desperately about what I do. Do I know what product I'm selling? No. Do I know what I'm doing today? No. But I'm here, and I'm gonna give it my best shot.

Hansel

Yoda: Told you, did he?
Luke: Yes.
Yoda: Unexpected, this is, and unfortunate.
Luke: Unfortunate that I know the truth?
Yoda: No! Unfortunate that you rushed to face him... that incomplete was your training. Not ready for the burden were you.

How 'bout that Johnny Cash huh?

Elvis Presley

John Lennon is rolling over in his grave to hide the giant boner you just gave him!

David Marshall

Professor: Mr. Cobb has a job offer he would like to discuss with you.
Ariadne: Some kind of work placement?
Cobb: Not exactly.

You like my erection selection?

George (to the mirror)

Ben Grimm: No more cracks about the way I look
Johnny Storm: Hey, call me Mr. Sensitivity.
Johnny Storm: [walking through a crowd] Everybody out of the way! Wide load coming through! He's huge!
Ben Grimm: Hey! Mr. Sensitive!
Johnny Storm: [flies into the sky to make a fiery 4]
Ben Grimm: Showoff!

The Terminator: I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle.
Biker: You forgot to say please...

[watching "Happy Days" in Italian] That guy doing Potsie is unbelievable.

Danny Ocean

Get out of the room!

Parker

Coach Boone: Are your parents here?
Bertier: Yes.
Coach Boone: Good.

Trench: Give this job to my friend here. He loves playing in the jungle, right?
Barney Ross: [sarcastically] Right.
Mr. Church: [referring to Trench, confused] What's his problem?

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