My life didn't turn out the way I expected.

Roy Hobbs

Maj. Eaton: We have top men working on it now.
Indiana: Who?
Maj. Eaton: Top. Men.

Kirk Lazarus: Alpa and I are already wearin' Earth Mamma's natural night camo.
Alpa Chino: Cool it, Benson!

Wyatt Earp: How are you?
Doc Holliday: I'm dying, how are you?

If I jump, will I survive?

Mal

[to Wainfleet] Stay with the ship. One idiot with a gun is enough.

Dr. Grace Augustine

Egor Korshunov: I want General Radek released from prison.
President James Marshall: How can I do that? I can't do that! DON'T ASK ME FOR SOMETHING I CAN'T GIVE YOU!

Like I always tell my clients - begin each day as if it were on purpose.

Hitch

Remember, fans, Tuesday is Die Hard Night. Free admission for anyone who was actually alive the last time the Indians won the pennant.

Harry Doyle

Cassia: If you ride, you have a chance at freedom.
Milo: But at what cost to you?

So you lost your job? I've lost 20 since graduation. Plus a wife and kid. And, in a new development this morning, a handful of hair in the shower drain.

Billy

Tony Stark: If I lift it, do I get to rule Asgard?
Thor: Yes, of course.
Tony Stark: I will be fair, but firmly cruel.
Thor: No, I'm sure.

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