Harvey Milk: Forty years old and I haven't done a thing that I'm proud of.
Scott Smith: You keep eating this cake, you're not going to make it to fifty.

I hate the water... and I hate being wet... and I hate you!


If this is a joke, I'm gonna brain 'em!


I was thinking how a man could spend thirty years in prison, and come out and forgive the men who did it to him...

Francois Pienaar

Wake up, pretty girl, the joke is on you!

Dawn Campbell

Mr. McGuire: I want to say one word to you. Just one word.
Benjamin: Yes, sir.
Mr. McGuire: Are you listening?
Benjamin: Yes, I am.
Mr. McGuire: Plastics.
Benjamin: Just how do you mean that, sir?

Oh great. Isn't this magical?

Fat Bastard

Gary: Shotguns? What, like guns that fire shot?
Barry the Baptist: Oh, you must be the brains of the operation. Yes, guns that fire shot.

You traveled the world... Now you must journey inwards... to what you really fear... it's inside you... there is no turning back. Your parents' death was not your fault. Your training is nothing. The will is everything. If you make yourself more than just a man, if you devote yourself to an ideal, you become something else entirely. Are you ready to begin?

Henri Ducard

Davey: Why are you walking?
Griffin: I like to walk for a change. Makes me feel normal.

Don't worry, my friend's down there. He'll have that shield down in time... Or this'll be the shortest offensive of all time.

Lando Calrissian

Lombardo: What are you gonna do? Subject him to cruel and unusual punishment?
Raul: Unimaginable torture?
Lombardo: Imaginable torture?
Raul: Your singing?

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