The king will be dead in a month and his son is a weakling. Who do you think is going to rule this kingdom?Princess Isabelle
I want you, Evan Baxter, to build an ark.God
THAT'S my BITCH!Drew
Max: Do you know who I am?
Leo: You are Max Bialystock, King of BROADWAY!
Max: No, I am Max Bialystock - that's right!
I'm never as good as when you're there.Russell Hammond
New Member Ted: This was the best one ever!
Jim Feingold: [shakes Nicholas' hand] You know, thank God you jumped, because if you didn't, I was supposed to throw you off!
Jensen: So what about the other drivers?
Machine-Gun Joe: It's kill or be killed.
Jensen: I can see the appeal.
That's what a wrench is for, dumbass!Clyde Shelton
Barbossa: So what now, Jack Sparrow? Are we to be two immortals locked in an epic battle until Judgment Day and trumpets sound?
Jack Sparrow: Or you could surrender.
Trixie: Was that a ninja?
Pops Racer: More like a "non"-ja.
Tristan: [dazed just after returning to human form] Victoria!
Yvaine: I think I preferred "Mother."
Harry Stamper: Come on, God, just a little help. It's all I'm asking.
Max: I think we're close enough, He might have heard ya.