The king will be dead in a month and his son is a weakling. Who do you think is going to rule this kingdom?

Princess Isabelle

I want you, Evan Baxter, to build an ark.

God

THAT'S my BITCH!

Drew

Max: Do you know who I am?
Leo: You are Max Bialystock, King of BROADWAY!
Max: No, I am Max Bialystock - that's right!

I'm never as good as when you're there.

Russell Hammond

New Member Ted: This was the best one ever!
Jim Feingold: [shakes Nicholas' hand] You know, thank God you jumped, because if you didn't, I was supposed to throw you off!

Jensen: So what about the other drivers?
Machine-Gun Joe: It's kill or be killed.
Jensen: I can see the appeal.

That's what a wrench is for, dumbass!

Clyde Shelton

Barbossa: So what now, Jack Sparrow? Are we to be two immortals locked in an epic battle until Judgment Day and trumpets sound?
Jack Sparrow: Or you could surrender.

Trixie: Was that a ninja?
Pops Racer: More like a "non"-ja.

Tristan: [dazed just after returning to human form] Victoria!
Yvaine: I think I preferred "Mother."

Harry Stamper: Come on, God, just a little help. It's all I'm asking.
Max: I think we're close enough, He might have heard ya.

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