Henrietta: I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul!
Ash: [Aims shotgun at Henrietta's face] Swallow this.

[after the girl he was making out with leaves because his little brother interrupts them] I swear to God- you must have all the recessive genes in the family!

Mac Carter

Come, dear. It'll be easier for you than it was for Jason.

Pamela Voorhees

Rand: Hey, poor boy! Go and have all your parties with all your new friends! I can see it now, Andrews. You and all the knee-jerk, bleeding-heart liberals, sipping tea and playing patty-cake. And those useless hippie pot-heads, those commie-pinko leftists. The bunny huggers, the pillow biters...
Droz: Whoa! Whoa! Which ones are the pillow biters again?

That's not testifying, that's filibustering.

Judge

[to detainee, angrily] Where was the last time you've seen bin Laden?

Dan

Charlie: What's sex without love?
Stu: SEX!

Fucking dog. Fucking coach. Fucking Americans.

Paul

Obi-Wan: I have to admit that without the clones, it would have not been a victory.
Yoda: Victory? Victory you say? Master Obi-Wan, not victory. The shroud of the dark side has fallen. Begun the Clone War has.

Billy: The wet look is in, asshole.
Alec: That's Mr. Asshole to you.

Roger, I used to be just like you. But look at me now, I'm awesome! I run this entire place. I'm dating TWO Asian chicks!

Ian

Clark: We're from out of town.
Man Giving Directions: No shit.

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