Boy, am I a victim of disappointment in you.

Riff

[as DJ Iz is rambling on about the abandoned houses in Detroit] What the fuck is he talking about?

Jimmy Smith Jr., Future

Bill: Pai Mei taught you the five point palm-exploding heart technique?
The Bride: Of course he did.
Bill: Why didn't you tell me?
The Bride: I don't know... because I'm a bad person.
Bill: No. You're not a bad person. You're a terrific person. You're my favorite person, but every once in a while, you can be a real cunt.

John Winger: C'mon, it's Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia. It's like we're going into *Wisconsin*.
Russell Ziskey: Well I got the shit kicked out of me in Wisconsin once. Forget it!

Every day above ground is a good day.

Bernstein

You better take care of me, Lord. If you don't you're gonna have me on your hands.

Raoul Duke

I , Jackie Moon, will wrestle a bear.

Jackie Moon

Matrix: [holds the hotel key he stole from Sully that Cooke is staying at] Because I already know. Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last?
Sully: That's right, Matrix! You did!
Matrix: I lied.

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Use your feelings, Obi-Wan, and find him, you will.

Yoda

Man, I was in your closet for like three weeks. I gotta take a piss.

Ronnie

Vladimir Wolodarsky: Steve, one of the interns just fell down the stairs with the main tracking processor.
Steve Zissou: All right, just make sure we steal the backup.

Without it, there will be a complete breakdown of social order!

Mr. Krabs

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