William Parrish: You want me to be your guide?
Joe Black: You fit the bill, Bill.
MacMillan: You can't see this on a marketing report.
Josh: Um, what's a marketing report?
Tommy Corn: What are you doing tomorrow?
Albert Markovski: I was thinking about chaining myself to a bulldozer. Do you want to come?
Tommy Corn: What time?
Albert Markovski: Mmm, 1, 1:30.
Tommy Corn: Sounds good. Should I bring my own chains?
Albert Markovski: We always do.
Darth Vader: Your destiny lies with me Skywalker. Obi-Wan knew this to be true.
I've always had this theory about police work. If you can't beat 'em? join 'em! Besides, a lot of cops worry about the wrong thing - crime. Not me though. I'm looking out for numero uno.Hutch
Amy Rothstein: I don't want to go to Europe. I want to go see The Elephant Man.
Lester Diamond: We're not gonna go see any fuckin' elephants, okay?
Sweeney Todd: [holding up his razor] At last my arm is complete again!
Mrs. Lovett: [dryly] That's all very well. But what're we gonna do about him?
[points to hand of a dead body sticking out of a box across the room]
Justice: If I go to prison will you wait for me?
Jay: Hmm, I don't know. Will you fuck me when you get out?
Colonel Robert G. Shaw: So what do you want to do?
Trip: Don't know, sir.
Colonel Robert G. Shaw: It stinks, I suppose.
Trip: Yeah, It stinks bad. And we all covered up in it too. Ain't nobody clean. Be nice to get clean, though.
Colonel Robert G. Shaw: How do we do that?
Trip: We ante up and kick in, sir. But I still don't want to carry your flag.
Mr. Worf, you do remember how to fire phasers?Cmdr. William Riker
Peggy Carter: "How do you feel?"
Steve Rogers: "Taller."
Malik: What are you doing here?
Other black guy at party: What do you mean?
Malik: I am supposed to be the only black guy at this party.
Other black guy at party: Oh, damn. Shit.
Malik: I know, I know.
Other black guy at party, Malik: [Together] It's whack.