Kirby: I understand the fold, but what's fluff?
Kevin: Fluff's what I write for the paper.

[over the phone] Osbourne Cox? I thought you might be wooorrried...about the secuuurrrity...of your shit.

Chad Feldheimer

Phil: Yeah, three cheeseburgers, two large fries, two chocolate shakes and a large coke.
Ralph: [to Phil] And some flapjacks.
Phil: [to cop] Too early for flapjacks?

Why didn't you learn the violin?

James Bond

Rita: Would you like to come to dinner with Larry and me?
Phil: No thank you. I've seen Larry eat.

Lt. Col. Frank Slade: [at Charlie's disciplinary hearing] This is such a croc of shit!
Mr. Trask: Mr. Slade, you are in the Baird School. Not a barracks.

Gwen, good of you to come. Now take off your clothes. It is the naked mile run.

Van Wilder

Stella! Another one of these damn kids jumped in front of my car! Come on out here and help me take him in the house!

Sam Baines

West Indian Archie: Now you're outfitted. You ready to tackle the streets?
Malcolm X: Yeah, I'm ready. Let them come.

I'm going to start beating the shit out of you in the next five seconds.


Beatrice McCready: Do you know people in the neighborhood who don't talk to the police?
Patrick Kenzie: Yeah, one or two.
Beatrice McCready: We wanna hire you to augment the investigation of Amanda.

[narrating] Calling somebody else fat won't make you any skinnier. Calling someone stupid doesn't make you any smarter. And ruining Regina George's life definitely didn't make me any happier. All you can do in life is try to solve the problem in front of you.


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