You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair.

Ron Burgundy

STOP! Lemme tell something to joo... I know size can be daunting... but don't be afraid... I love you!

Ramón

Thank you for loving me.

Joe Black

Thank you, gentlemen. Someday I will repay you, unless of course I can't find you, or if I forget.

Shrek

Barbossa: So what now, Jack Sparrow? Are we to be two immortals locked in an epic battle until Judgment Day and trumpets sound?
Jack Sparrow: Or you could surrender.

Tristan: [dazed just after returning to human form] Victoria!
Yvaine: I think I preferred "Mother."

Harry Stamper: Come on, God, just a little help. It's all I'm asking.
Max: I think we're close enough, He might have heard ya.

Walter: Who sent this Christmas Gram?
Buddy: What's a Christmas Gram? I want one!

Mrs Jennings: Have you missed me, Pigeon?
Pigeon: Very much, ma'am.
Mrs Jennings: Yes, you always say that and I never believe you.

Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.

Derek Zoolander

Let me get this straight. You think that your employer, one of the richest men in the world, is spending his nights running around the city beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands? And your plan is to blackmail him? Good luck.

Lucius Fox

I'm in the picture business.

Eddie Mannix

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