Andrew: What do you need a fake I.D. for?
Brian: So I can vote.
Pharmacy Stoner: Nasal Spray.
Chev Chelios: What?
Pharmacy Stoner: The Nasal spray! It's got epinephrine in it. It'll give you a tweak, man.
Harry: What about birth control?
Erica Barry: Menopause.
Harry: [pauses] Who's the lucky boy?
Fucking dog. Fucking coach. Fucking Americans.Paul
At Globo Gym we understand that "ugliness" and "fatness" are genetic disorders, much like baldness or necrophilia, and it's only your fault if you don't hate yourself enough to do something about it.White Goodman
Here I was born, and there I died. It was only a moment for you; you took no notice.Madeleine
He does dress better than I do... what would I bring to the relationship?Cher
That's a search area of 500,000 square miles. That's twice the size of Texas. They may never find us.Chuck Noland
[to Bella] You're my only reason to stay... alive. If that's what I am.Edward Cullen
We might just make it. Did that thought ever cross your brain? Well regardless I would rather take my chance out there on the ocean, that to stay here and die on this shithole island spending the rest of my life talking to a god damn VOLLEYBALL.Chuck Noland
Lloyd: What the hell are we doing here, Harry? We gotta get out of this town!
Harry: Oh yeah, and go where? Where are we gonna go?
Lloyd: I'll tell you where. Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano. I'm talking about a little place called Aspen.
Harry: Oh, I don't know, Lloyd. The French are assholes.
Roger, I used to be just like you. But look at me now, I'm awesome! I run this entire place. I'm dating TWO Asian chicks!Ian