Where did you park the invisible car...?
[walks into it]


Excuse me... Excuse me... I just wanted to ask a question. What does God need with a starship?


Safety never takes a holiday.

Paul Blart

Larry Wade: [Referring to the drinks] We've gotten a head start here, Mr. Thornhill.
Roger Thornhill: That won't last long.

"Follow the Yellowbrick Road"


People are looking to you, Katniss. You've given them an opportunity. They just have to be brave enough to take it.

Gale Hawthorne

You're a smooth smooth, you know.

Gaer Grimsrud

You deserve to die alone for what you've done.

Rose Gator

Yes it did! And that makes you, the queen of WHORES!


Yikes! What is that, a scrunchie? I haven't seen of those since 1995.

Patrick Patrickson

Fred: Don't eat that (E.B.'s jelly bean poop)
Fred: You might not like the flavor.
Sam: Fred, relax.
Sam: [crunch] Watermelon.

Lucille: [screaming] He made me WAAAAAAAAAATCH! God, I could use a cigarette.
Marv: [narrating] That's the thing with dames; sometimes all they gotta do is let it out and a few buckets later there's no way you'd know.

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