This guy takes out a whole family... wife, kids, everybody... like he's ordering fucking pizza.

Rocco

Jennifer Parker: Did you do that on purpose?
Marty McFly: Yeah. You think I'm stupid enough to race that asshole?

Hail Hydra.

Senator Stern

Dr. Stephen Maturin: [referring to Blankeley's amputation] I'm sorry, Jack. I'm doing everything I can. I know you were close to his father.
Capt. Jack Aubrey: His father would've understood. He knew the life. His mother, however...
Dr. Stephen Maturin: Let me take a look at that brow of yours.
Capt. Jack Aubrey: What?

Before the sun sets on her sixteenth birthday, she will fall into a sleep-like death!

Maleficent

But if it is a choice between Richmond and death, I choose death.

Virginia Woolf

That was so fucking money. That was like the Jedi mind-shit.

Mike

Charlotte Banksasks: Hi, I'm Charlotte. Nice to meet you.
Sam: I've known you since 5th grade.
Charlotte Banksasks: ...Hmm.

I've had the most peculiar dream.

C-3PO

Jake: If you say no, Elwood and I will come here for breakfast, lunch, and dinner... every day of the week.
Mr. Fabulous: Okay, okay. You got me. I'll play.

[to Joe] Ballerinas can jump just as high as you but when they come down they come down in plies, and then they stand pointe, and they stand like that for hours. If ballet was easy, it would be called football.

Monique Vasquez

Dottie: Pee-wee, how are you ever going to pay a reward like that?
Pee-wee: It's simple. Whoever returns the bike is obviously the person who stole it. So they don't deserve any reward!

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