I give them six months. Three, if she cooks.

Helen

This is called farming! You kids are gonna grow all sorts of things! Vegetable plants, pizza plants...it's good to be home!

Captain

Jack Byrnes: What are you guys doing in here?
Larry: Looks like rounding second base.

Plus, the benefits are great, you know? If I get shot on the job, I'm like... *MMM*... rich!

Kenny

Stan: Wait, before we put a message out, do a search on the word clitoris.
Kyle: Hmm OK Found: 8,000,000 pages found with the word clitoris.

Jack: You got so much of your mother in you, you know that?
Nim Rusoe: That's a good thing, right?
Jack: Yeah, good. Sure. Unfortunately I could never win a fight with her, either.

Amelia Earhart: I take it you have a plan?
Larry Daley: I'm going to divide the house.

We are all programmed to believe that if a guy acts like a total jerk that means he likes you.

Gigi

Thank you, gentlemen. Someday I will repay you, unless of course I can't find you, or if I forget.

Shrek

Chili Palmer: How did you get in here?
Ray Bones: It was easy. I told 'em I was you, I acted real stupid and they believed me.

Constance: Haven't you ever wanted to be part of something special?
David Levinson: I was part of something special.

If you leave your game, make sure to keep an extra-life with you at all times. Because if you die outside your own game, you don't regenerate, ever! Game Over!

Sonic the Hedgehog

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