[singing along with the radio] Don't you wish your girlfriend was as hot like me? Don't you wish your girlfriend was a FREAK like me?

Rasputia

Professor Snape: That is the second time you have spoken out of turn, Miss Granger. Tell me, are you incapable of restraining yourself, or do you take pride in being an insufferable know-it-all?
Ron: He's got a point, you know.

Dan White's got an issue!

Dan White

Junkie 1: Hey man, see that dude with the watch? Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Junkie 2: He could tell us what time it is?
Junkie 1: No you idiot! We could steal the watch, sell it, and get more drugs!
Junkie 2: That's a brilliant plan! I have a gun!
Junkie 3: Man, what if he has a gun too?
Junkie 1: You idiot, law-abiding citizens aren't allowed to have guns here! How do you think we'd survive if they did?
Junkie 2: Let's go fuck this guy up!

[on phone] Hello. Dan! Hey. Oh, my God. Congratulations. lt's amazing. Do you have a name yet? Oh, no, that's terrific. Uh, probably because l'm jogging. No, l'm outside. Yes. l'm actually jogging outside. Please Playa del Rey. Don't laugh. I'm thinking about getting into...

Carter Duryea

Dr Ray Stantz: I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never ever possibly destroy us. Mr. Stay Puft!
Dr. Peter Venkman: Nice thinkin', Ray.

Norman Osborn: What do you want?
Green Goblin: To say what you won't, to do what you can't, to remove those in your way.

Needy Lesnicky: Jennifer's evil.
Chip Dove: I know.
Needy Lesnicky: No. I mean, she's actually evil. Not high school evil.

David Dunn: I wanted to ask you a question. It's gonna sound a little strange, just think about it for a second, okay?
Audrey Dunn: Okay.
David Dunn: When's the last time I was sick? Do you remember?
Audrey Dunn: Um, I don't know. It's been a while.
David Dunn: I haven't been sick this year, I know that.
Audrey Dunn: Okay.
David Dunn: Do you remember me getting sick?
Audrey Dunn: Um... not a specific day. What - what's this about?

The President is safe - but then you must know that. He ran from here like a whipped dog! I'm sure you can't wait for him to get back to making the decisions so you can stop... sweating... through that silk blouse of yours!

Egor Korshunov

Jake Sully: I have already chosen. But this female; she must also choose me.
Neytiri: She already has.

It's like my ex-wife. 21 different personalities and 7 of them hated me.

Jack Rose

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