Cady: You're not stupid, Karen.
Karen: No, I am actually. I'm failing almost everything!
Cady: Well... there must be something you're good at.
Karen: I can stick my whole fist in my mouth! Wanna see?
Cady: No no no... Anything else?
Karen: Well... I'm kinda psychic. I have a fifth sense.
Cady: What do you mean?
Karen: It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain.
Mary Jane: You know, you're taller than you look.
Peter Parker: I hunch.
Mary Jane: Don't.
Why... so... serious?The Joker
Phil: Can I be serious with you with you for a minute?
Rita: I don't know. Can you?
Silly Caucasian girl likes to play with Samurai swords.O-Ren Ishii
I'm a virgin. I always have been.Andy Stitzer
Barry the Baptist: Hello son, would you like a lolly?
Little Chris: Piss off, you nonce!
You see, Jason was my son, and today is his birthday.Pamela Voorhees
I'll always have a place at the Dairy Queen.Libby Mae Brown
When you love someone, you've gotta trust them. There's no other way. You've got to give them the key to everything that's yours. Otherwise, what's the point? And, for a while, I believed that's the kind of love I had.Ace Rothstein
Optimus Prime: How many more of my kind must be sacrificed?
Cade Yeager: You gotta have faith, Prime. Maybe not in who we are, but who we can be.
Dwight: We're still missing the teenage love puppy and Steve the Pirate.
Owen: Who's Steve the Pirate?
Dwight: The only guy on our team that dresses like a pirate!
Owen: Wait, there's a guy on our team who dresses like a pirate?