Sally Albright: At least I got the apartment.
Harry Burns: That's what everyone says. But, really, what's so hard about finding an apartment? What you do is look in the obituary section. You see who died, find out where they lived, and tip the doorman. What they could do to make it easier is combine the two. You know, Mr. Kline died yesterday, leaving behind a wife, two children, and a spacious three bedroom apartment with a wood burning fireplace.

I'm not a Piccolo, you twit, whatever that is! And if I'd killed your grandfather I'd have finished you off already!

Bulma

You're invisible and you'd choose Space Camp?

Harold Crick

Siegfried: How do I know you're not from CONTROL?
Maxwell Smart: If I were from CONTROL, you'd already be dead.
Siegfried: If you were from CONTROL, YOU'D already be dead.
Maxwell Smart: Neither of us is dead, so I'm obviously not from CONTROL.
[long pause]
Shtarker: That actually makes sense.

[running through Bedford Falls] Merry Christmas, movie house! Merry Christmas, Emporium! Merry Christmas, you wonderful old Building and Loan!

George Bailey

E.B.: Is she seeing anyone?
Fred: No. She's single and she's looking for a rabbit.

I only act like I know everything.

Natasha Romanoff

Time circuits on. Engine running. Flux Capacitor... fluxxing. All right!

Marty McFly

Dan Foreman: How are you?
Morty: Not so good, not so good. I mean psychologically.
Dan Foreman: I'm sorry.
Morty: That's okay. Anyway my wife got a promotion. I'm hoping she'll raise my allowance.

Megamind's Mother: Here is your minion. He will look after you.
Megamind's Father: And here's your binky!

[reaches out to catch some rainwater in a water gourd in the treehouse that serves as his residence] Sure-fire remedy - learned it from an old medicine man... works every time.

Big Z

Nobody does the right thing.

Marie

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